you know what i really want? f/f foe yay. let’s have some lady arch enemies with sexual tension so thick you could cut it with a knife. ladies who are way too obsessed with killing each other—like, completely beyond the bounds of practicality. epic, sprawling rivalries that leave devastation in their wake. women who hate each other so much, they might as well be in love.
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN MY FACE WHEN I REALIZED WHAT THIS WAS
Oh hello nostalgia
Oh my god
OMG THE NOISE I MADE WASN’T HUMAN
I AM PLAYIN GTHIS SO LOUD RIGHT NOW OUT MY WINDOW
DEAR SWEET JESUS
Knew what it was going to be, but still squealed.